Boss Translator

What is the Boss Translator?

Ever been in a meeting and the boss is spewing out nonsense or theyre just repeating everything you told them just before the meeting, but they take credit for it?

Are you frustrated with the good ol boy networks because you refuse to participate?

Can the nose of your boss get any browner?

Finally get your revenge by recording your boss during a meeting, and let the Boss Translator tell you what theyre REALLY trying to say!

Boss Translator is simple office fun, at its best!

*The Boss Translator uses Subliminal Tonal Vibrations (STVs) that are present in everyones speech, even your Boss’s. By interpreting the STVs via iPhone circuitry we can translate those STVs into English, and coming soon, other languages!

**This is just a novelty utility, but you can definitely fool your friends with it. When someone says "The iPhone does everything!...If only it were able to interpret my Boss’s intentions" You just show it to em and watch the astonishment in their eyes! Or at least watch them envy your iphone, since they dont have a Boss Translator.

***This application requires the use of a microphone. iPhone is good to go, iPod touch requires an external mic. If you have either of these, youre good to go! Start translating!